I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
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