Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
so much tequila, so little girl.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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