I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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