I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
he's gonorrhea incarnate
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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