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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
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