sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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