We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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