Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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