I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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