porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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