I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
you will always have a special place in my vag
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Vodka?
Forever.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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