oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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