I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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