i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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