Whod you bang
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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