That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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