I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Drunk is not a location!
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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