remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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