The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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