This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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