Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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