Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize