you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
no you cant smoke seaweed
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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