Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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