i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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