it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You've changed since you got that strap on
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Randomize
