So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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