I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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