he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
