# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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