This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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