i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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