Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I can't put those talents on a resume
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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