a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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