Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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