With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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