I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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