if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Define "chronic" masturbator.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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