The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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