Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Randomize
