she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Boobs speak an international language.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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