I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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