i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
His hands were made for my vagina.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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