This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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