DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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