I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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