I wish life had little blips of pornography
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
