I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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