Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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