Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
What changed your mind?
Being sober
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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