So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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