they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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