his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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