I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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