So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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