Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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