you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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