Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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