Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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